1 00:00:13,059 --> 00:00:14,428 [? "Captain's Table" playing] 2 00:00:15,196 --> 00:00:16,734 [all gulping] 3 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,305 - [Dennis] Mmm. - [Frank] Mmm. 4 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:23,913 [all gulping] 5 00:00:23,914 --> 00:00:24,982 Oh, baby. 6 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,386 - [Frank burps] - Ooh. 7 00:00:26,587 --> 00:00:28,456 - Oh, yeah! - Okay. 8 00:00:28,557 --> 00:00:30,727 - That's good shit, man. Whoo-hoo! - Wow. 9 00:00:30,728 --> 00:00:32,264 Yeah, dude! Very nice. 10 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,233 I gotta say, as a sales rep, I don't usually see 11 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,771 quite that level of enthusiasm. 12 00:00:35,772 --> 00:00:37,441 - [Dee] Nope! - Yeah, so we crack open some more? 13 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,211 - Yeah. - You want me to open another case? 14 00:00:39,212 --> 00:00:40,914 - Yeah. - Yes! 15 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,752 - We only had 12, dude, so, you know - Yeah, I feel like 16 00:00:42,753 --> 00:00:44,990 - we're just sort of revving our engines. - Yeah. 17 00:00:45,156 --> 00:00:47,061 People usually just sample the one and then they'll they'll buy the rest. 18 00:00:47,227 --> 00:00:49,132 - Yeah, yeah. [chuckles] - Usually. 19 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:50,634 - That's not us, so - Yeah. 20 00:00:50,735 --> 00:00:52,504 Well, I'm thrilled you guys like the product. 21 00:00:52,505 --> 00:00:53,875 - You have made believers out of us. - Absolutely. 22 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:55,710 - It's great. - I don't have to tell you guys 23 00:00:55,711 --> 00:00:57,815 how hard it's been for the bar business these days. 24 00:00:57,816 --> 00:00:59,718 - Oh, my God. Oh, wow. - You don't have to tell us. It's crazy. 25 00:00:59,719 --> 00:01:01,624 - People aren't drinking like they used to. - They're not. 26 00:01:01,723 --> 00:01:03,392 Well, people are pussies. What can we say? 27 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:05,497 I'm just happy you guys are stoked on the product. 28 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,501 I really think that Shallow Shade Lager could be 29 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,003 a really big draw here at Paddy's Pub. 30 00:01:09,004 --> 00:01:11,542 - Yeah. Tell us more about this - Tell us more about it. 31 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:14,113 Okay, uh, it's brewed locally right here in Philly. 32 00:01:14,114 --> 00:01:15,750 - Like that. - Uh-huh. 33 00:01:15,751 --> 00:01:17,755 Uses all natural ingredients for a crisp, clean taste. 34 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:20,059 - [Dennis] Nice. - Eighty calories per bottle. 35 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,897 - Oh, yeah. I like that. - Stay fit. 36 00:01:21,898 --> 00:01:24,268 And best of all, obviously, it is nonalcoholic. 37 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,640 [all laughing] 38 00:01:27,809 --> 00:01:29,879 - Nonalcoholic. - Look who's got a dry sense of humor. 39 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,651 - Yeah, look at him. - [Charlie chuckling] Nonalcoholic. 40 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:35,156 What's the alcohol content though, for real? 41 00:01:36,325 --> 00:01:37,762 It's-It's none, it's zero. 42 00:01:38,697 --> 00:01:39,799 None. 43 00:01:42,505 --> 00:01:44,075 You're gonna want to get out of here because-- 44 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:45,777 - Get the hell out of here. - Get out. 45 00:01:45,778 --> 00:01:47,414 Somebody's gonna You think we're joking, but we're not. 46 00:01:47,515 --> 00:01:49,785 - Why's he standing there? - I drank this, man! 47 00:01:49,786 --> 00:01:51,488 Get out! 48 00:01:51,489 --> 00:01:52,592 - [Charlie] I drank this shit, man! - Get out of here! 49 00:01:52,759 --> 00:01:54,093 - Get! - [Charlie] Get him, Dee! 50 00:01:54,094 --> 00:01:55,530 - You piece of shit! - Get! Go! 51 00:01:55,531 --> 00:01:57,802 Go! Go! 52 00:01:58,136 --> 00:02:00,373 [? "Temptation Sensation" playing] 53 00:02:20,614 --> 00:02:23,319 It's crazy to me, you know, because they taste the same, 54 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:24,955 but they just don't work the same, you know? 55 00:02:24,956 --> 00:02:26,760 - No. - Right. 56 00:02:26,761 --> 00:02:29,999 It's official. The war on alcohol has finally come to our shores. 57 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,803 - No! - [Frank] Damn. 58 00:02:31,804 --> 00:02:33,975 - How did we not see this coming? - We got caught flat-footed. 59 00:02:34,174 --> 00:02:36,111 I mean [stammers] this thing's been coming for a long time though. 60 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,182 - It's been coming for us. - They're taking the booze out of beer. 61 00:02:38,282 --> 00:02:39,819 They take the tobacco out of cigarettes. 62 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,355 They're taking the meat out of burgers. 63 00:02:41,455 --> 00:02:43,726 They took out cocaine out of Coca-Cola. 64 00:02:43,727 --> 00:02:45,431 Yeah, there was cocaine in there. Right? Yeah. 65 00:02:45,631 --> 00:02:47,335 I, for one, I'm sick of it. 66 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:50,607 I feel like we need to remind people that alcohol is good for us. 67 00:02:50,608 --> 00:02:52,511 - Yeah, exactly. - Dude, it's great for us. 68 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:54,282 - It's a wonderful thing. - It's, like, one of the main food groups. 69 00:02:54,415 --> 00:02:56,619 Back in my day, a bar was the only place 70 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:59,826 where people from all walks of life could come together. 71 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:01,195 [Dee] Yeah. 72 00:03:01,462 --> 00:03:03,867 I mean, you had roofers drinking with brain surgeons. 73 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:08,844 Whites, Blacks, Ricans, 'malans, 'zuelans. 74 00:03:08,977 --> 00:03:10,515 - Yeah. Everyone's toge-- - No Asians. 75 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,151 - [Dee] No? - They kept to themselves. 76 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:13,853 Couldn't get them to mix, huh? 77 00:03:13,854 --> 00:03:15,289 - It's a private, inner circle. - Sort of like an allergy. 78 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,993 - They avoided us. - Well, yeah. 79 00:03:16,994 --> 00:03:18,896 Alcohol is the glue that sort of binds us all together. 80 00:03:18,897 --> 00:03:21,401 - It's like the society's glue. - Yes! 81 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,072 - A great unifier is what it is. - It is, exactly. 82 00:03:23,372 --> 00:03:25,110 [Frank] Exactly. I tell you what we should do. 83 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:28,517 We should go down to that big office building down the block 84 00:03:28,717 --> 00:03:33,093 and go up there and recruit some suits to come to Paddy's happy hour. 85 00:03:33,359 --> 00:03:35,263 - Oh, hey. That's a good idea. - Oh, that's a good idea. 86 00:03:35,463 --> 00:03:38,569 Get that vibe going again. Get people hammered at lunchtime, you now? 87 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,740 Charlie, why don't you and I go to the factory? 88 00:03:40,741 --> 00:03:44,382 We round up some blue-collar workers so we've got all of our bases covered? 89 00:03:44,481 --> 00:03:45,985 We'll go blue-collar, and you go white-collar. 90 00:03:45,986 --> 00:03:48,055 - We'll bring them together. - We'll get them all. 91 00:03:48,056 --> 00:03:49,658 - [Dennis] Nice. Smart. - It's the great unifier, really, alcohol. 92 00:03:49,659 --> 00:03:51,295 All right. Let's fight back in this war. 93 00:03:51,696 --> 00:03:53,233 [Dee] What kind of business did you say this was? 94 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:56,772 - Directory said it was a marketing agency. - Oh. 95 00:03:56,773 --> 00:03:58,910 Okay, that's exactly the type of clientele we need 96 00:03:58,911 --> 00:04:00,914 to be getting at Paddy's, you know what I mean? Fancy suits, 97 00:04:00,915 --> 00:04:03,152 fancy ties, power lunches and shit, you know? 98 00:04:03,352 --> 00:04:04,889 - Yeah. - Yeah. 99 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:06,759 That being said, I'm not seeing anybody in this office, 100 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,696 so I don't know what's happening. 101 00:04:08,697 --> 00:04:10,267 - [Frank] Yeah. - Here we go. Hey, hi, do you work here? 102 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,839 Uh, I'm an intern. My name's Darren. 103 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:14,943 Uh, well, Darren [stammers] where is everybody? 104 00:04:15,043 --> 00:04:17,081 Everybody mostly works remote these days. 105 00:04:17,347 --> 00:04:19,586 They only come in for, like, important meetings. 106 00:04:19,919 --> 00:04:21,456 Do you guys work here? 107 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,326 - Yes. - Yes, we do. 108 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:24,963 - Yeah. - Yep, we're, uh, in marketing. 109 00:04:25,063 --> 00:04:26,966 - Marketing. - Oh, great. Hey, that's great. 110 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,970 If you guys need anything at all, just please let me know. 111 00:04:28,971 --> 00:04:31,242 - Wonderful. - Yes, we got it, Darren. Thank you. 112 00:04:31,442 --> 00:04:32,711 - Thanks, Darren. - Thanks. 113 00:04:32,712 --> 00:04:35,016 See, guys, this is exactly the problem. 114 00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:37,453 Nobody's going into bars, nobody's going into offices. 115 00:04:37,454 --> 00:04:39,125 It's all connected. 116 00:04:39,358 --> 00:04:41,496 - Work and alcohol should be intertwined. - Oh, yeah. 117 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:44,902 I mean, when I was working, I would come into the office, pour myself a drink, 118 00:04:44,903 --> 00:04:48,377 take a few meetings, goose the secretary, go to lunch, 119 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:50,747 have a few more drinks, and come back. 120 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:53,754 You know, work, drink, goose, then go back to the bar 121 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:56,926 until I got drunk enough to tolerate my family. 122 00:04:57,027 --> 00:04:59,263 I mean, home was where you never wanted to be. 123 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:01,502 - Yeah, we remember. - Yeah, we we're your kids. 124 00:05:01,503 --> 00:05:03,040 - Yeah. [chuckles] - So we were there. [chuckles] 125 00:05:03,306 --> 00:05:04,876 - Right. - That being said, you know, I do I think 126 00:05:05,009 --> 00:05:06,979 we could take advantage of this situation here. 127 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:09,250 Hear me out. What if we were to use this space to, 128 00:05:09,251 --> 00:05:10,921 like, create an ad of our own, 129 00:05:10,922 --> 00:05:13,192 you know, that could deliver our message to the masses? 130 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:14,294 Oh. 131 00:05:14,295 --> 00:05:15,530 - Right? - Like Got Milk? 132 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:17,100 - But for booze. - Yes, exactly. 133 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,171 Okay, but [stammers] hear me out here. 134 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:21,409 If we're going to be singing the virtues of alcohol, 135 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:24,315 - I feel we should also be drinking it. - And wearing suits. 136 00:05:24,515 --> 00:05:25,750 - And smoking. - Yes! 137 00:05:25,751 --> 00:05:27,655 - And smoking. - Come on. [chuckles] 138 00:05:27,855 --> 00:05:29,959 I think we're headed in the right direction here. This is good. 139 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,262 Now the last thing we want in our bar is a bunch of eggheads. 140 00:05:32,263 --> 00:05:34,033 - No nerds. - No nerds. 141 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,104 Let's get in there. Let's find some hulking beefcakes. 142 00:05:36,105 --> 00:05:38,275 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, dude, dude, I gotta stop you before we go in. 143 00:05:38,276 --> 00:05:41,014 I'm a little concerned about this look, like, what's going on here, man? 144 00:05:41,015 --> 00:05:43,085 All the beefcakes are going to be dressed like this, dude. 145 00:05:43,086 --> 00:05:44,755 - Really? - Yeah, they're gonna want their torsos 146 00:05:44,756 --> 00:05:47,026 to breathe on account of the molten lava. 147 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:49,198 [gasps] Wait, dude. 148 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,905 Is this one of those factories with a giant vat of lava in the middle? 149 00:05:52,906 --> 00:05:56,379 Every single industrial warehouse in this city 150 00:05:56,646 --> 00:05:59,116 is harnessing the power of molten lava to melt steel. 151 00:05:59,117 --> 00:06:01,656 Dude, I knew that, and I totally forgot about it. 152 00:06:01,657 --> 00:06:03,528 - What's with the bag? - Oh. Okay, yeah, good. 153 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:06,866 So I was figuring at some point they're going to blow a loud whistle, 154 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,536 we're all going to break off. 155 00:06:08,537 --> 00:06:10,073 We're gonna eat our lunches on a giant beam, 156 00:06:10,406 --> 00:06:12,176 suspended thousands of feet above the city. 157 00:06:12,177 --> 00:06:13,547 You know what I mean? 158 00:06:13,747 --> 00:06:15,483 Goddamn it, Charlie, 159 00:06:15,484 --> 00:06:17,453 - that is brilliant. - I know. 160 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:19,090 And I didn't bring lunch, and that's exactly what's gonna happen. 161 00:06:19,091 --> 00:06:20,961 No, no, I brought you a sandwich, yeah. 162 00:06:20,962 --> 00:06:22,363 - You did? - I made sandwiches for all the boys. 163 00:06:22,364 --> 00:06:24,234 Make sure you play it tough. 164 00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:26,540 You got to prepare yourself for what we're about to walk into, dude. 165 00:06:26,673 --> 00:06:28,976 It is gonna to be dark, it is gonna be steamy, 166 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:31,180 it is gonna be loud, and it is gonna be hot. 167 00:06:31,181 --> 00:06:33,486 - Yeah, you're right. You're right. - So let's bow up. 168 00:06:33,821 --> 00:06:35,590 - And let's try to fit in. - All right. 169 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,962 [gruff voice] Youse want some sandwiches? Let's go. 170 00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:40,734 Fellas, got sandwiches. 171 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:42,972 [Mac] What the shit is this? 172 00:06:43,105 --> 00:06:45,042 It's bright as hell in here, dude. 173 00:06:45,043 --> 00:06:46,647 Yeah. And freezing. 174 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,883 And where's the Where's the lava vats? 175 00:06:48,884 --> 00:06:51,087 Where are the muscular men that I was promised? 176 00:06:51,088 --> 00:06:53,392 I see one dude, but he doesn't look very muscular at all. 177 00:06:53,393 --> 00:06:56,699 His collar is white. This is all very confusing. 178 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,637 Yeah, a white-collar guy. Let's just talk to him. 179 00:06:58,638 --> 00:06:59,972 - Let's go. - Okay. 180 00:07:00,473 --> 00:07:02,411 [Charlie] Excuse me. Hey, sir. 181 00:07:02,578 --> 00:07:06,319 Yeah, hi [stammers] Sorry to bother you, but, like, um, where's the lava? 182 00:07:06,553 --> 00:07:07,888 Lava? 183 00:07:07,889 --> 00:07:10,259 Yeah, and the muscular men who bend your steel? 184 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:13,231 Yeah, do you have a room with, like, flying sparks and you know, like 185 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,938 Crashing and bashing and most importantly, glistening muscles. 186 00:07:16,038 --> 00:07:17,641 Yeah, like, where is everybody, dude? 187 00:07:17,742 --> 00:07:19,811 Well, most of the manufacturing has been automated 188 00:07:19,812 --> 00:07:23,420 and whatever can't be done by robots has been outsourced to China, so 189 00:07:23,887 --> 00:07:27,360 I'm having a hard time picturing muscular Chinamen bending steel. 190 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:29,966 Yeah, you know what, I just Because I associate the Chinese 191 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:31,869 with speed and agility more than, like-- 192 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,806 I would think more Korean or Filipino to be in this-- 193 00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:35,879 - Yeah, but just not pure brute strength. - Not pure brute strength. 194 00:07:36,045 --> 00:07:37,548 I'm sorry, guys, can I help you? 195 00:07:37,715 --> 00:07:39,350 No, no, I don't think so. 196 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:41,354 We're looking for a more blue-collar-type man for our bar. 197 00:07:41,355 --> 00:07:43,960 Well, yeah, we're doing We're bringing back the whole, 198 00:07:43,961 --> 00:07:47,132 like, drinking happy hour lunch break thing at our bar, so 199 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,302 I could I could come. 200 00:07:48,303 --> 00:07:50,072 Yeah, I could really use the company. 201 00:07:50,073 --> 00:07:52,578 Question though, you guys have nonalcoholic beers? 202 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:56,050 - Weirdly, yeah, we do actually, but-- - Fantastic. 203 00:07:56,051 --> 00:07:57,854 You don't really fit the profile, is what I'm saying. 204 00:07:57,855 --> 00:07:59,591 Yeah. Oh, dude! Yeah, you probably have to, like, 205 00:07:59,592 --> 00:08:01,295 be, like, doing more push-ups and stuff 206 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:03,098 just to build the physique that he's going for. 207 00:08:03,099 --> 00:08:05,537 Oh, and plus you have to, like, run this whole factory, 208 00:08:05,538 --> 00:08:07,273 since you're the only guy here, you know? 209 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:10,715 Actually, I can monitor all the machines from an app on my phone. 210 00:08:11,081 --> 00:08:13,051 Yeah, you can automate any business. 211 00:08:13,052 --> 00:08:15,557 - Oh, that's-that's so so lame - Cool. You can automate stuff now. 212 00:08:15,657 --> 00:08:17,293 - That's really lame. - That's exciting. Yeah-- 213 00:08:17,294 --> 00:08:20,232 - Okay, how many push-ups do you want? - [Charlie] Oh. 214 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:20,265 - Okay, how many push-ups do you want? - [Charlie] Oh. 215 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,002 - What's this guy's deal? - I 216 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:24,007 - I've been doing P90X since I was five. - Have you? Yeah. 217 00:08:24,008 --> 00:08:26,178 I think you just get kind of weird working alone all day. 218 00:08:26,513 --> 00:08:27,615 Yeah, hey, you're good actually. 219 00:08:27,616 --> 00:08:28,916 - That's-That's fine. - Yeah? 220 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,722 That's Yeah, that's-that's good. 221 00:08:30,888 --> 00:08:32,157 Okay. He's the best we got. 222 00:08:32,257 --> 00:08:34,226 All right, come on, dude. What's your name? 223 00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:36,666 - Oh, my name is Mitch. - Okay, Mitch. Let's... Let's roll. 224 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:38,469 All right, so we need to come up with an ad 225 00:08:38,703 --> 00:08:41,040 that's gonna get people excited about drinking in bars again, right? 226 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:44,448 So, why don't we start with a little word association, right? 227 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,284 I'll start. Um, alcohol. 228 00:08:46,285 --> 00:08:47,520 Delicious. 229 00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:49,626 - Uh, refreshing. - Uh-huh, classy. 230 00:08:49,926 --> 00:08:52,598 - Delicious. - We already did that one, Frank. 231 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,870 People hate words. 232 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:58,309 The first rule of advertising is show, don't tell. 233 00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:00,548 - What if we came up with a mascot? - [Frank] Mmm. 234 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:03,920 Like when we were kids, we started smoking because a cartoon camel 235 00:09:03,921 --> 00:09:06,993 in a very cool black leather jacket told us it was cool. 236 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,430 - A mascot could work. - Yeah. 237 00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:10,232 - How about a worm? - [Dee] Huh? 238 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,570 Well, too slimy. 239 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,674 - Yeah. - Porcupine? 240 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,343 Too prickly. 241 00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:17,247 Penguin? 242 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,284 Well, now a penguin I like. 243 00:09:19,285 --> 00:09:21,523 - A penguin could wear a tuxedo. - [Frank] Mm-hmm. 244 00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:23,292 - And a Rolex. - Yes! 245 00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:25,328 Rolling down the highway in an Alfa Romeo, 246 00:09:25,329 --> 00:09:27,266 drink in one hand, babe in the other, I like this. 247 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,603 Dee, write it down. 248 00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:29,772 - You're on fire. Yeah. - Yeah. [chuckles] 249 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:31,075 No, why would I write it down? 250 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:32,544 Why not? We're spinning gold here. 251 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:34,347 Somebody's got to write it down. 252 00:09:34,348 --> 00:09:36,484 - Yeah. Write it down, Dee. - Okay, well, I'm not your secretary. 253 00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:38,022 - Why would I be the one to write it down? - You're the woman. 254 00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:39,892 It's bad enough we can't bang or goose shit. 255 00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:41,529 - Yeah. - Frank, it's not the '50s anymore, okay? 256 00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:42,999 - Women are equal now. - Okay, Dee. 257 00:09:43,098 --> 00:09:44,468 No one's saying that you're not equal, okay? 258 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:46,237 You have just as much say as us. 259 00:09:46,238 --> 00:09:47,741 - Thank you. - Okay, so why don't we put it to a vote? 260 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,912 Who wants Dee to be the secretary? 261 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,556 Oh, goddamn it. No, you know what? Screw you guys. 262 00:09:54,722 --> 00:09:56,125 - No, forget it. - [coughs] 263 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:59,396 Big old wide, empty office. I'm gonna take full advantage of it. 264 00:09:59,397 --> 00:09:59,464 Big old wide, empty office. I'm gonna take full advantage of it. 265 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:00,935 [chuckles] Okay, well, good riddance. 266 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,972 Worst secretary I ever had. 267 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,910 Yeah, so your customers can just tap their card, 268 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:09,451 use their phone, tip, and help themselves all while you are out. 269 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:11,556 - It's impressive. I'll give you that. - Yeah. 270 00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:13,660 There you go. There's a beer for you and a nonalcoholic for me. 271 00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,362 - Yeah. - So, yeah. 272 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:17,266 You want anything else without the main ingredient in it? 273 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:20,473 - [chuckles] - Want a water with no hydrogen? [chuckles] 274 00:10:20,941 --> 00:10:22,811 You can never make water with no hydrogen. 275 00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:25,216 I'm gonna fucking smash this guy across his head. I-I can't. I mean 276 00:10:25,217 --> 00:10:27,621 Yeah, you All hydrants have water in them, dude. 277 00:10:27,622 --> 00:10:30,827 Come on, dude. Let's-Let's go talk to our-our-our buddies. 278 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:34,433 - [Dennis grunts] - [Charlie groans] 279 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,771 What's with that dude? 280 00:10:35,871 --> 00:10:38,143 Oh, he's he's like a nerd factory worker. 281 00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:39,811 It's the best we could find, man. 282 00:10:39,812 --> 00:10:41,582 He's automating the bar, whatever that means. 283 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,620 Better than a monkey. 284 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,625 Yeah, at least that thing can't stick its dick in our mouths. [chuckles] 285 00:10:45,824 --> 00:10:47,226 A monkey did do that. 286 00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:49,129 But the whole thing about the monkey we can forget. 287 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:51,467 - Yeah, I forget the mon Hey, yo! - It comes into my mind, 288 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:52,639 every once in a while. 289 00:10:52,771 --> 00:10:54,774 - Oh, yeah, that monkey. - It does. 290 00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:57,848 I wake up in the night sometimes, just terrified thinking about the monkey. 291 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,953 We all caught something from that monkey, right? 292 00:11:00,052 --> 00:11:02,289 Like, everybody I was sick for days, dude. 293 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,860 - I was sick for days. - I know. 294 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,965 Uh, hey, how'd it go at the office building? 295 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,669 - [groans] Total ghost town. - No one there? 296 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,072 Dude, no one's at the factory either. 297 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:12,409 - He's the only guy working there. - Really? 298 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:12,476 - He's the only guy working there. - Really? 299 00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:14,848 They're taking the alcohol out of booze and the workers out of the workplace. 300 00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:17,788 Yeah, and there's no lava in the factories anymore. It's just crazy. 301 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:21,460 Lava was our most important American export. 302 00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:23,164 That's why we took over Hawaii. 303 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,269 Yeah, I don't know about that, but, you know, Frank and I 304 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:29,043 have been working on, like, a little ad to get people back into bars. 305 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:30,748 - Oh, okay. - Okay, yeah. 306 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,884 - Advertising, we didn't think about that. - That's lunch. 307 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:34,453 - Oh, is that lunch? - It's lunch time. 308 00:11:34,454 --> 00:11:36,025 - Yeah, lunch is over. - We gotta get back to work. 309 00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:37,427 That's lunch. All right, bottoms up, boys. 310 00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:39,397 - [Frank vocalizes] - All right, let's go. 311 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:40,499 [all gulping] 312 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:43,740 [gasps] Oh. 313 00:11:44,943 --> 00:11:47,213 - Please come in. - You wanted to see me? 314 00:11:47,615 --> 00:11:48,850 Mm-hmm. 315 00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:52,090 [sucks teeth] I was hoping you could fill me up. 316 00:11:52,423 --> 00:11:54,126 - [chuckling] - [mutters] 317 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:55,897 Bend over over there, get it done. 318 00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:00,975 - Just in the shaker, I'm assuming. - Yeah. 319 00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:03,079 Do a little splash. Smells like you already got-- 320 00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:04,716 - [groans] Whoa! - [laughs] 321 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,520 You just got goosed, my friend. 322 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:09,525 Oh, is that for me? 323 00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:14,067 Yeah, nice and stiff, just like mama likes. 324 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,104 Let me ask you a question. 325 00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:19,010 Do you believe women, Derrick? 326 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:21,382 - It's, uh, it's D It's Darren. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:25,190 Well, believe me when I say, I'ma break your dick off. 328 00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:27,026 [yells] What are you doing? 329 00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:29,096 - I'm putting you to work. - I don't 330 00:12:29,097 --> 00:12:31,301 - Um, I don't think that I can do this. - Why not? Why can't you do it? 331 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,005 Oh, because I have, um 332 00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:35,408 - [whispering] I have low T. - You got a little D? 333 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,781 - No, no. - I don't love it, but I can twerk with it. 334 00:12:37,782 --> 00:12:39,517 Low testosterone. 335 00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,354 It's-It's-It's really common amongst men my age, actually. 336 00:12:41,355 --> 00:12:43,961 - What are you, like, 20? - Also, I'm in a relationship. 337 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:46,230 [stammers] What? [laughing] 338 00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:47,769 No, no, no, no. 339 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,576 Oh, Derrick, no, there-there's been a misunderstanding. 340 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:54,447 You see, I'm your boss. 341 00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:57,821 This is about power. 342 00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,459 I'm about to wield mine. 343 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,096 [? dramatic music plays] 344 00:13:06,138 --> 00:13:09,812 ug, chug, chug, chug! 345 00:13:09,979 --> 00:13:12,250 Attaboy, Mitchell! [laughing] 346 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,490 - These nonalcoholic beers are great. - They're good, right? 347 00:13:15,824 --> 00:13:17,025 Are you sure they're nonalcoholic? 348 00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:19,230 I could swear that I'm feeling tipsy. 349 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,467 Yeah, right. Well, I think that's just your mind playing tricks on you, man. 350 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,140 'Cause it's actually impossible, uh, to get drunk off of these. 351 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,945 All right, you know what, why don't you, like, 352 00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:27,948 push a bunch of buttons and see if you can work up a sweat? 353 00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:30,185 Then later maybe you can pop your shirt off 354 00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:32,056 for my boy, cause he needs a win, man. You can see it in his eyes, right? 355 00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,492 - Deal. - There's a sadness there. 356 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:35,363 All right, push the buttons! Mitch, go, go, go! 357 00:13:35,463 --> 00:13:37,299 I'm gonna go find him. Keep drinking, all right? 358 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,638 - Chug, chug, chug! - [imitates robot, chuckles] 359 00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:43,145 Yo, Mac, yo. Ah, hey, dude. Good news, man. 360 00:13:43,146 --> 00:13:47,019 I spiked this NA beer with alcohol and Mitch is getting wasted, dude. 361 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,559 [chuckles] I think we can maybe mold this guy into what we need. 362 00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:51,494 - You want one of these? - Yeah, absolutely. 363 00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:53,800 I'm just going through some of these old employee files. 364 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,136 Okay, cool, yeah. 365 00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:58,142 Wait a second, I think we found our man. 366 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,148 That's our guy! Buck Longwood. 367 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:02,817 What a name and what a man. 368 00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:04,821 - Cool. Yeah, he looks tough. Yeah, sure. - Yeah. 369 00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:08,261 Tough? Tough doesn't even begin to describe it, Charlie. 370 00:14:08,262 --> 00:14:10,099 This is the kind of man that built America. 371 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,102 - Sure. - He could handle molten lava. 372 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:15,176 He could manipulate hard things with his bare hands. 373 00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:18,448 We owe these men everything. We gotta find him. 374 00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:19,651 Right. 375 00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:21,789 But to, like, just drink in our bar, right? 376 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,059 Well, to whatever, Charlie. Let's not limit it. I mean, once we 377 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:27,232 I'm telling you, I want to limit it to just dudes drinking in the bar. 378 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,137 You don't think that the men that built America 379 00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:31,174 deserve exactly what it is that they want? 380 00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:32,711 Yes, it's what you want. 381 00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:35,917 But we don't know what Buck wants until we get Buck. 382 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,958 Yeah, I got a hunch Buck and you don't want the same thing, buddy. 383 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,259 I don't know. Let's go find Buck. 384 00:14:40,392 --> 00:14:41,562 Well, he's better than what's his name. 385 00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,666 - Yeah, All right. I - What is that? 386 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,370 Speaking of Mitch Uh-oh, he's in trouble. Come on, come on. 387 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,707 - Hey, whoa! - [chuckling] Guys, come here. 388 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,611 - What's going on here? - [machine thudding] 389 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,850 [chuckling] Oh, my God, my tie got stuck in the machine. 390 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,954 Oh, yeah, well, that's why you don't wear a tie at a factory, right, Mitch? 391 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,891 [mocking] Is that why you don't wear a tie to a factory, Mitch? 392 00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,061 This guy See? He's loosening up. He's getting cooler. 393 00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:00,968 Hey, do me a favor. Press that button there. It should reverse it. 394 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,638 - This one? - Okay. 395 00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:03,840 Oh. 396 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,977 - [exhales] - [machine powers down] 397 00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:08,248 That was close. [laughing] 398 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:09,617 It's not terrible. 399 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,421 It's really not that bad. 400 00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:12,692 Are you serious? 401 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:16,164 [laughs] Oh, Frankie baby. 402 00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:17,934 - Yeah? - Mmm. 403 00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:20,204 This is gonna blow people's minds, man. This is how you 404 00:15:20,205 --> 00:15:22,077 This is how you market some shit right here. 405 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,277 [chuckling] 406 00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,448 We're out of vermouth. 407 00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,685 - Oof, that's not good. - No, look. 408 00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:27,922 Yeah, I see it. 409 00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:29,490 Okay, let's go over to Dee's office. 410 00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:31,595 [stammers] She's got some vermouth in there. 411 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:33,264 - Oh. Okay. - We can make a martini. 412 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,603 - Envy. I want some. - [chuckles] Mmm. 413 00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:36,873 Okay. [grunts] 414 00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,442 - Let's go, baby. - Let's do it. [grunts] 415 00:15:38,576 --> 00:15:40,411 [Frank groans] The night is young. 416 00:15:40,412 --> 00:15:41,882 - What you talking about? It's daytime. - [grunts] 417 00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:43,219 What is-What is this? 418 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,622 - [? jovial music playing] - [Frank] Ooh. 419 00:15:44,722 --> 00:15:45,890 - Who the hell are these people? - I don't know. 420 00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,561 Are we on the right floor? 421 00:15:47,562 --> 00:15:48,795 - I don't know. - What's going on here right now? 422 00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:50,432 Oh, we're about to get started. 423 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:51,602 Come on, they said they need everybody now, actually. 424 00:15:51,603 --> 00:15:52,303 Let's get started. Okay. 425 00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:53,437 - Go ahead. - Okay. 426 00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:55,009 Let's get started, shall we? 427 00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,714 Great to have everyone back in the office for a change. 428 00:15:57,981 --> 00:16:00,285 I'm so excited to hear what you've all been working on. 429 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,692 So, um, who wants to go first? [clears throat] 430 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:05,196 Uh, how about those two? 431 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,102 Great. 432 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,638 Gentlemen, the floor is yours. 433 00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:12,644 [whistles, stammers] Ah. [chuckles] 434 00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,213 [stammers] Actually, uh 435 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:17,521 We're not, like, 100% ready to present just yet. 436 00:16:17,621 --> 00:16:19,489 Yeah, it's still in the gestation period. 437 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,661 - We're just we're still gestating. - Yeah, that's fine. 438 00:16:21,662 --> 00:16:23,566 Just give us the broad strokes of what you have so far. 439 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,071 Uh, you can use that cable there to plug in. 440 00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:28,676 - Uh, just where we're at right now? - [Frank] Mmm. 441 00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:30,913 - [manager] Mm-hmm. - Yeah, cool. Uh, we can do that, yeah. 442 00:16:30,914 --> 00:16:32,918 Frank, do you wanna take this one? I feel like you got-- 443 00:16:32,919 --> 00:16:34,454 No, you got it. 444 00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:36,625 - You want me to s - Yeah, you-you-you-you do it. 445 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:38,294 Kinda want you to say it. All right, I'll say it. 446 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:39,496 - You do it. - All right, I got it. 447 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,669 [Dennis chuckles] Very well, then. 448 00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:43,105 Um 449 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,245 This is just where we're at right now. 450 00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:47,781 - Okay. - [manager] Great. 451 00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:49,050 [Frank] Mm-hmm. 452 00:16:50,185 --> 00:16:51,523 - Earth. - [Frank] Mmm. 453 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:55,329 - Our home, cradle of life. - [Frank grunting softly] 454 00:16:56,197 --> 00:16:57,868 Beautiful from a distance, 455 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,739 but up close, it can be [inhales] 456 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:05,884 - overwhelming, chaotic, scary, even. - [Frank grunting, growling] 457 00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:09,190 And yet, through it all, we don't falter. 458 00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:10,426 [Frank] Yeah. 459 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,363 - We remain composed - Mm-hmm. 460 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,569 - sophisticated - Mmm. 461 00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,305 - powerful. - [laser sound effect] 462 00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:19,811 And not because it's easy. It's not easy. 463 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:21,180 Mmm. 464 00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:22,718 - But because we have support. - [grunts] 465 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,588 [Dennis] It doesn't judge us. 466 00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:25,858 Doesn't talk back. 467 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:27,427 It waits patiently. 468 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:29,063 - [Frank] Yeah. - [Dee] Mm-hmm. 469 00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:32,003 Not too sweet, but not too bitter. 470 00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:33,372 - Hmm. - Smooth. 471 00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:35,309 It's reliable. 472 00:17:36,177 --> 00:17:37,715 Ladies and gentlemen 473 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:42,290 I present to you the perfect secretary. 474 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:43,592 [Frank] Mm-hmm. 475 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:44,862 [manager scoffs] 476 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,266 [Frank] Ah. 477 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,505 [Dennis, Frank chuckling] 478 00:17:50,439 --> 00:17:51,241 [scoffs] 479 00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:52,743 W-What is this? 480 00:17:52,744 --> 00:17:55,449 [chuckles] What? Look at that. Are you kidding? 481 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,219 - [Dennis] Yeah. - [Frank] That's it. 482 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,790 You know, it's still a work in progress, but, I mean 483 00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:00,626 We're still tinkering around the edges. 484 00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:03,065 - Yeah, we're tinkering. - I'm sorry, who are you guys? 485 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,171 - Eh - Uh, we're we're in marketing. 486 00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:08,474 - Markets, yeah. - Yeah, so am I. 487 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,380 So is everyone at this meeting. This is a marketing agency. 488 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,252 You know what, this is all really good feedback 489 00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:15,389 and very helpful, 'cause, you know, we're 490 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,829 Like I said, we're still gesticulating, so we're gonna go, uh, 491 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:21,468 ideate on this on some lunch. You-You wanna get some lunch? 492 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:23,238 - I'm hungry. - I'm starving. 493 00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:24,808 Me too. You can't do these things when you're hungry. 494 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,678 - [Frank] Starving. - Thank you. We'll, uh 495 00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:28,214 - Okay. - We're gonna see you guys on the next one. 496 00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:30,185 - [Frank] We'll be back. - [Dee chuckles] 497 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,256 Men, am I right? 498 00:18:32,624 --> 00:18:34,996 - Are you drinking? - I am. 499 00:18:35,162 --> 00:18:37,299 - Are you employed here? - I am not. 500 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,671 In fact, I'm gonna hit the road too, okay? 501 00:18:39,672 --> 00:18:41,542 Enough! [groans] 502 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,913 Your tongue is as useless as your pecker. 503 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,149 [? jovial music playing] 504 00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:46,751 You missed literally everything. 505 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:47,721 [thud] 506 00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,366 [inhales] Wow, wow. Sorry. I'm sorry. 507 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,171 She said that I had to do it. 508 00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:57,841 Part of my job. 509 00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,845 Sorry. 510 00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:02,718 What is happening? 511 00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:08,128 Is this where he lives? 512 00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:09,698 That's what the file says. 513 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,938 Okay, uh, hey, dude, are we sure we wanna be inviting, like, 514 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:16,211 the trailer park crowd into the bar, you know what I mean? Like-- 515 00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:19,017 Charlie, America turned its back on this guy 516 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,922 and he lost his job through no fault of his own, right? 517 00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:24,528 It is our national duty to invite him to our bar. 518 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,364 - Now! - I guess so. 519 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,368 How do I look? 520 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:31,576 What do you mean? 521 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,080 - Do I look hot? - [sighs] 522 00:19:35,315 --> 00:19:37,854 Uh, excuse me, Mr. Longwood, do you mind if we come in? 523 00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:40,191 [Buck] Who's asking? 524 00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:42,363 We're not from the government or anything, and we're not trying to sell you anything. 525 00:19:42,364 --> 00:19:44,968 We just wanna see if you wanna come to our bar for a drink. 526 00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:48,142 Yeah. Actually, see, we work at the factory you used to work at. 527 00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:49,678 The factory, huh? 528 00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:52,182 It ain't the same. 529 00:19:52,183 --> 00:19:53,587 - No. It's not the same. - Well, no 530 00:19:53,786 --> 00:19:54,855 Nothing is the same anymore. 531 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:56,925 - The factory sucks now, dude. - Yeah. 532 00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:59,630 There-There-There's a war on workers. There's a war on booze. 533 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,535 There's a war on the entire American way of life. 534 00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:03,605 The American lifestyle. The American lifestyle, yeah. 535 00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:06,512 And we wanna go back to the way it was, which is why we wanna invite you down 536 00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:10,152 to our bar for a drink on us and whatever it is you wanna do with me. 537 00:20:10,352 --> 00:20:13,023 Oh, no, that was good. You said enough. You can stop right there. 538 00:20:13,024 --> 00:20:14,995 Shit. [sighs] Why not? 539 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,600 - Okay. All right, man, cool. - [chuckles] Okay, that was great. 540 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,104 - I'm in. - [? scary music plays] 541 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,007 - Oh, shit! - No, no! 542 00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:24,881 - No! Goddamn! - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Sorry. I'm so sorry. 543 00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:24,914 - No! Goddamn! - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Sorry. I'm so sorry. 544 00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:26,217 We didn't mean to scream. 545 00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:27,655 [Mac] I didn't mean to say no, but no. 546 00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:29,624 - [Charlie] Yeah. - It's okay. It happens. 547 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,393 - Does it happen? - Does it happen too often? 548 00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:33,231 - I bet it happens. - I bet it does, 'cause that's gruesome. 549 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,636 When you go like this and people don't see half, 550 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,407 - and then you do one of those, it's - Yeah. 551 00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:39,478 you know, you [stammers] gotta give a guy a heads-up, but 552 00:20:39,578 --> 00:20:41,615 - Yeah, 'cause - So, how did that happen? 553 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,118 Lava accident. 554 00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:44,420 - Oh. - Ooh. 555 00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:45,488 That's a shame. 556 00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:46,925 Was it the company's fault? 557 00:20:46,926 --> 00:20:49,565 No. It was mine. 558 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,836 Drinking on the job. 559 00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:54,006 Were you drinking and you 560 00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:56,043 - and you were doing the lava? - Probably don't wanna be doing that. 561 00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:58,481 - You don't wanna be drinking and doing - That's a bad combo. 562 00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:00,754 So, where we boys headed? I'll grab my chair. 563 00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:04,594 - Grab your chair? This is your chair. Um - No. 564 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:06,699 [Charlie] Yeah, no, we're gonna just go. 565 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,902 Yeah, we're gonna run and you can't run, so 566 00:21:08,903 --> 00:21:08,969 Yeah, we're gonna run and you can't run, so We don't have a ramp, 567 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,040 We don't have a ramp, and we weren't expecting you to be all burned up. 568 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,511 - Oh, shit. I shouldn't have said that. - No, don't say that. 569 00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:13,979 - This is the wrong guy - We got it wrong. 570 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,416 Thank you for your service. 571 00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,018 Yeah, I don't think he's in the military. 572 00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:19,323 - Yeah. - Sorry about that and, uh, have a good 573 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:20,793 - Yeah. - time. 574 00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:21,996 Sorry, Buck. 575 00:21:22,998 --> 00:21:25,236 - Well, this was a total bust. - Yeah. 576 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:26,605 It's terrible, you know? 577 00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:28,241 Times have changed. 578 00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:30,413 - The workplace has become a nightmare. - Yeah. 579 00:21:30,547 --> 00:21:32,317 They've taken the T out of the men. 580 00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:34,555 My intern was useless. 581 00:21:34,688 --> 00:21:36,658 Could not get that engine started. 582 00:21:36,659 --> 00:21:39,264 All right, well, now, this is interesting. According to this machine, 583 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,869 we actually made a shit ton in sales today. 584 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,940 What? How? We were barely even here. 585 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:45,509 They even bought a bunch of the NA 586 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:47,078 They mostly bought the NA beer. 587 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:48,783 They charged it to the machine. We made a lot of money. 588 00:21:48,883 --> 00:21:51,221 Maybe we're thinking about this whole thing wrong. 589 00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:54,861 Maybe we should embrace a more modern workplace environment, 590 00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:56,898 like more remote work, you know? 591 00:21:56,899 --> 00:22:00,104 One thing is for sure, we should stop drinking in the workplace, 592 00:22:00,105 --> 00:22:02,377 'cause we know that can only lead to bad things. 593 00:22:02,544 --> 00:22:04,046 Yeah, that-that can be bad. 594 00:22:04,047 --> 00:22:05,717 - Yeah. - Yeah. [chuckles] 595 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:07,420 - Right. - [Mac] Mm-hmm. 596 00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,190 - [Charlie] Mmm. - Or 597 00:22:09,858 --> 00:22:11,394 [? jovial music playing] 598 00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:13,299 - Hey. - See you later. 599 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,202 - Bye. Bye. - Adios. 600 00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:18,342 - See you later, you piece of shit. - Oh, my God. 601 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:19,611 - Bastard. - Let's go get a real beer. 602 00:22:19,612 --> 00:22:21,079 - Ass. - Let's get a real beer. 603 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:21,113 - Ass. - Let's get a real beer. [? "On Your Bike" playing] 604 00:22:21,114 --> 00:22:23,519 [? "On Your Bike" playing] 605 00:22:23,569 --> 00:22:28,119 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0